A low-life human being who is unskilled, unattractive, lazy, and worthless. Often used to describe someone who makes you feel classy even on your worst day
by Put it on Jerry's credit May 26, 2010
Get the Slum Cockmug. 1. This is any helmet that has a large cock/dildo attached to the front of it. The helmet should ideally have a chin-strap for extra added control. Depending on the size of the cock this item can really attract some great attention. It's a lot of fun to use too.
2. The head of the penis.
2. The head of the penis.
He wore his cock helmet out on Halloween and every dirty-nurse, french-maid, sexy slut out that night couldn't keep themselves from hanging from it.
She did a wonderful job of working my cock helmet as she gave me fellatio.
She did a wonderful job of working my cock helmet as she gave me fellatio.
by Uncle Junk September 1, 2006
Get the cock helmetmug. by TheReidanator September 24, 2018
Get the Thanos Cockmug. When a person is giving head, and sucking so hard that their cheeks sink in, they have cock dimples.
by Airica November 15, 2005
Get the cock dimplesmug. Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.
Your weird friend probably has one.
Your weird friend probably has one.
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
Get the Big cockmug. The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.
by YAWA May 5, 2019
Get the Aristo-Cockmug. When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his penis in a manner that resembles a pendulum clock.
by legless February 14, 2006
Get the cock timemug.