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Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024
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burrito sandwich

When you are deciding rather you want a burrito or a sandwich so you gather all the ingredients for a sandwich and a burrito to where you make a huge fucking mess that you have to clean up later
Hey David I’m kind of hungry I’m going to make a burrito sandwich

Grant what the fuck is a burrito sandwich ?
by My name is Dave June 28, 2021
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Burrito

"What are you eating?"
"A burrito"
"GIVE ME THAT!"
by Burrito Head October 12, 2020
mugGet the Burritomug.

senōr burrito

a 10th grade English teacher who has a hatred against chickens and other animals with feathers, or anything that breathes (plz do not mistaken for a penis)
"Senōr Burrito was being hateful once again today"
by howdy_all_yall October 2, 2018
mugGet the senōr burritomug.

Black Burrito

A slang term for an black uncircumcised penis. Commonly used by teenage girls to hide the fact that they are in a extremely sexual relationship with a black male (Most likely older than them).
Sally: Kelly, why are you walking all funny?
Kelly: Oh it's nothing, just went on a date last night and had a black burrito~.
Sally: Wow, didn't know you could handle one of those!
by Childish Scrimbino July 11, 2018
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Burrito Supreme

When you stick your penis through a burrito and have sex with somebody
by Wowygary October 8, 2019
mugGet the Burrito Suprememug.

burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf
You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock
by Boom man July 8, 2016
mugGet the burrito sockmug.

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