I got touched

To get busted selling drugs

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!

by Vetrotek April 18, 2023

Touch of the Penis Head

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.

Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”

by Sweats11537 September 01, 2019

Touching Base

a dance move created to mock one who repeatedly finds it neessary to touch everyone's bases.

As Barb is touching base with clients on the phone, her co-workers get up and do the touching base dance!

by Base Toucher August 17, 2010

touch my horny

1. when one demands another to touch their private areas.

2. when one touches one's own private areas.

1. Jimmy, touch my horny!!

2. Michelle; 'Hey Manny, what are your plans for the evening'
Manny; 'oh well, i think im gonna sit in the corner and touch my horny'

by womas January 24, 2007

pee pee touch

A male that likes to touch the pee pee alittle too much.

Dude, why the hell do you like to touch other guys cocks!! Your a pee pee touch!!

by ken-dawg November 24, 2004

cock touching roach

a cockroach that happens to be sitting on one's towel when one attempts to dry one's genitals (or anus).

when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squashage will usually result, causing the present death of the violative cockroach.

you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the cock touching roach.

There was a cock touching roach sitting on my towel, he is dead now.

by stiastyles May 31, 2007

treetops are touching the ground

When you become older and your chest starts to sag.

"Jeez Maybelle, my treetops used to reach for the sun and now my treetops are touching the ground."

by Becs The Secretary May 26, 2006