small t-shirts

Small amount of weed

Hey man any small t-shirts available

by finndohg November 6, 2015

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Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

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Boomer shirt

A short sleeve, buttoned shirt with a collar. Available in solid colors or pastel plaid. Pocket protectors sold separately.

"Our teacher, Mr Fagstik buys his boomer shirts at the Walmart."

by grimly fiendish June 4, 2025

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Red shirt woman

a mean woman with a red shirt on who pulls Noah Schnapp fans away from him

Ew did u saw that vid where the red shirt woman pulled Noah’s fans away?

by Bylerdepression January 21, 2019

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A shirt is a person who likes to wear shirts so much that they name themselves after shirts on everything. You know who is a shirt if you have never seen them without a shirt, they are probably a shirt. Be warned, if someone wears a plain shirt all the time they are the enemy, they are not a shirt.

Hey john, why are you always wearing a shirt?
Well thats because i am a shirt!

by a fucking shirt December 14, 2020

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Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

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