what on the seven seas

a piratified vertion of "what the fuck" a.k.a. WTF!!!

what on the seven seas was that noise!!! me hartie !!! yarrrrr!!!!

by RANDOM-ZERO + mullet August 26, 2005

hairy sea lemon

a hairy sea lemon is a term for somebody who fails at life. it has been coined from one of the monsters in legends of dragoona that looks like a sea lemon. it's really easy to beat and it fails at life as well

Tiger Woods fails at life, therefore he is: a hairy sea lemon.

by mikki.bug December 22, 2009

[deep-sea dumbass]

Someone who has such a low intelligence that it can only be compared with the sea floor

Damn Sarah is a fucking idiot
No man, shes a deep-sea dumbass

by enterthehurrikane December 04, 2008

Red Sea Special

n. Tomato Soup with Goldfish crackers.

For dinner, Johnny made us the Red Sea Special

by Dahlia Bardiveau December 15, 2010

the old man and the sea

Worst. Book. Ever

I just read this stupid sh*t called the Old Man and the Sea

by Ndxvii January 18, 2017

deep sea fishing

First off this is the most sick thing ever. A man shoves an octopus (live mind you) into his female partners vagina. He then proceeds to have intercourse while the live octopus is still there.

Yesterday, I went deep sea fishing.

by Anonymous.......... June 08, 2005

deep sea diver

During a blowjob, the male partner shoves his dick as far as possible down the womans throat until she begins to exasperatedly gag, then urinates with a powerful jet stream. The woman then proceeds to gargle it into a fine mixture with her saliva, then spits it out into her hands, and lathers her body with it.

1. I gave Helen a deep sea diver...man, was she pissed!

by nick staton February 05, 2008