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Pud

The combination of pee and blood that occurs when a woman is on her period.
When Taylor went to the bathroom during her period, she found it was not just pee, but pud that was being ejected.
by Lord Militus July 13, 2022
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Pudding

A type of sweet treat that is a great dessert for when you don't have any desserts.

Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.

2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.

3. Serve.
My dog, QP, ate pudding yesterday.
Did you hear about the man across the street who was selling pudding yesterday?
by Baking Pangolin May 5, 2018
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Bread pudding

A dessert item that you must be a frequent flyer/extended stay homeowner in a local county jail or state corrections facility to enjoy . contains bread and pudding products ground up together arranged in a more appealing fasion .

Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment
I slapped that bitch wit my bread pudding;

Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that
by BreezyS36408 April 20, 2017
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Pedophile Pudding Cup

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.
"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "

That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.

That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021
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Pud Fuck

The same as a dipshit but it’s worse
Oh my god, he is such a pud fuck
by cxdencewxtson August 12, 2019
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French Pudding

The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment
Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)
by baggerclams November 13, 2020
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Pud Thumping

The show of malice to an unconscious, unknowing fluid or solid base. Relating to many subjects. You or someone you know may be a Pud Thumper.
While Jon was preparing a delectable dessert, he began pud thumping the puuding with a smile.'ll
by tinkin January 17, 2015
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