Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.
by Minty February 15, 2017
Get the Hairy fairy landmug. Being too high, leaving reality. You have no concept of life. You are simply existing on a astral plane.
Bill: Yo John have you seen phill
John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.
Phill: tiki tiki
Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.
John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.
Phill: tiki tiki
Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.
by Christmas Tree Kush December 23, 2022
Get the Squidward's tiki landmug. Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
by QuacksO March 1, 2019
Get the three-point landingmug. by col05_au September 29, 2023
Get the dirty land pelicanmug. A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.
Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy
by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014
Get the mullet landing a marlinmug. Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.
Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!
by QuacksO October 5, 2018
Get the live off the landmug. Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.
Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K July 29, 2018
Get the Land of Titty flopmug.