2. A defensive and honorable maneuver where a friend successfully has sex with a chick that is stalking you, freeing you up to score with someone else. The need for the cock shield arises when the act of having sex with the stalker will lead to a bunch of bad consequences.
This is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a cock block and the cock shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having sex with one person so that you may have sex with another.
This is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a cock block and the cock shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having sex with one person so that you may have sex with another.
Dude, thanks for the cock shield last night. I now have at least another month or so before she'll be back in full force tying to get me to sleep with her again - nightmare averted!
by KeepItCoolYo July 13, 2010
Get the cock shieldmug. A low-life human being who is unskilled, unattractive, lazy, and worthless. Often used to describe someone who makes you feel classy even on your worst day
by Put it on Jerry's credit May 26, 2010
Get the Slum Cockmug. by TheReidanator September 24, 2018
Get the Thanos Cockmug. When a person is giving head, and sucking so hard that their cheeks sink in, they have cock dimples.
by Airica November 15, 2005
Get the cock dimplesmug. Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.
Your weird friend probably has one.
Your weird friend probably has one.
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
Get the Big cockmug. The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.
by YAWA May 5, 2019
Get the Aristo-Cockmug. When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his penis in a manner that resembles a pendulum clock.
by legless February 14, 2006
Get the cock timemug.