canadian tuxedo

A sexual act where the male makes an incision in the female's breasts to draw blood, then proceeds to ejaculate on her chest.

"Man I cut my girlfriend pretty deep before I jizzed on her tits when I gave her a Canadian Tuxedo."

by Marc Smith November 23, 2007

Canadian Pride

The having of all or most STD's at once.

Man, that Fuck Skull'll get you some Canadian Pride if you aint careful son!

by Ameran1 October 12, 2010

canadian stoplight

when you get out of your car, run around it and get back in.

Hey lets make this a canadian stoplight, dont drive away until i get back in the car.

by dick knuckle December 29, 2009

canadian sockpuppet

The act of sticking ones hand up a women's anus so far you can control her body movements

I gave her a Canadian Sockpuppet last night, she is still shaking

by B0RNK1N9 November 03, 2017

Canadian Midget

Small or short person from Canada.

Oh my Gosh that is a Canadian Midget.

by Nicholas Bujold October 20, 2006

canadian frosty

A Canadian frost is when a girl is on her period and bleeds into a cup, then a man urinates into the same cup. They freeze the liquids and when frozen, they eat it.

Blood urine eat Canadian frosty

by Ifyoucontinuetoreadthisyouare😂 January 24, 2014

Canadian Snorkel

Two people fill their asses with air using a bicycle pump, air compressor, etc. Then proceed to sink themselves in a body of water using large stones until they reach the bottom. From there on the use the air in their asses to keep them oxygenated prolonging the amount of time they have for underwater exploration.

Josh - "Al and Sean have sure been down there for a while"

Savanna - "Yea, they're probably the best Canadian Snorkelers I've ever seen"

by Torque Lewith March 18, 2014