savage alaskan

When your significant other shoves snow down your pants, promptly swipe it through your ass cheeks and splat her on the forehead

We were outside smoking a cigarette and got a snowball down my pants, so I gave her a savage alaskan

by ThePelvicPunisher March 14, 2018

alaskan slip n slide

Guy stands on a slippery surface behind a girl. Girl bends over and the guy slips then slides into her pussy

Yo I just gave this girl the best Alaskan slip n slide yesterday.

by Transamjoe April 28, 2014

Alaskan Kiss

First date rimjob.

How was your first date?

Great she gave me an Alaskan kiss.

Her idea?
Yep.

by BusterMcThunderstic August 17, 2024

Alaskan Thot

every girl in Alaska who wears short shorts and a crop top in the -2° weather.

Jen: omg look
Jes: what is it
Jen: it's an Alaskan Thot

by Alaskan Thot January 25, 2019

alaskan wheelchair

Daubinski's signature sex move...You sit her down on a wheelchair and bang her with an ice dildo.

Bruh I just tried the alaskan wheelchair... bruh.

by Daubinski July 16, 2017

alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit

wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!

by ponyjar November 25, 2022

Alaskan Mudslide

A creation of a long specimen of feces, which once adequately frozen, is used as a dildo.

Man, David hit his broad up with an Alaskan Mudslide again. I can't figure out the allure. Maybe they are trying to save money?

by Sho'nuff Bull July 29, 2018