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Trojan Gas Mask

The act of placing your balls on ones eyes and then farting in there mouth.
" I gave Sarah a Trojan gas mask last night, she almost threw up in my anus "
by J.T.000 January 31, 2009
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gas station bathroom

a place in which all hell had broken loose and fecal matter has been smeared all over the walls in many different shapes and patterns
His bathroom reminded me of a gas station bathroom
by kangamater May 30, 2014
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Chinese gas pedal

When one presses one's foot against another person's crotch really hard. Usually when the other person is on the floor, and the standing person holds both legs.

Source of the term unknown. A variant where both are lying down is known as the Japanese Gas Pedal
"Ugh, John just gave me a chinese gas pedal and my weiner hurts now."
by Koby_Fish February 4, 2012
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A-RI-GA-TO-OU

"arigatou," or "thank you." But not really - because what you're really doing, is trying to sound cute and/or sexy by breaking the word down into all of its syllables. This is done in an attempt to seduce the person(s) hearing the phrase.
Me: "Here Ms. Applewaters, your sink has been fixed."
You: "Oh Mr. Plumber, a-ri-ga-to-ou"
70's electro porn pop starts playing in the background
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by The Great Shrimpini February 17, 2019
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Gas Station Weasel

When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.
Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”

Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”
by NYCDEMONDIVA June 1, 2021
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Gas station jerky

James wanted to get some gas station jerky at the next res stop. James loves him some gas station jerky.
by Hassan Farooq October 1, 2021
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Gas Station Bitch

Originating in Detroit , often mistaken for a hood opossum , can be seen at your neighborhood gas station not purchasing anything or pumping any gas. Willing to do something strange without receiving any change , known to linger around newer model vehicles in hopes of finding a Dodge Charger
“You ain’t nothing but a Gas station bitch , It’s at least 100 of y’all from Fenkell and Greenfield to Dexter and Joy rd GTFOH , I can find a bitch just like you at the Citco.”
by ClayNJay May 2, 2019
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