tech tip

anything written by a virgin

virgin: "tech tip: you can code using c++"
fbi: "virgin detected"

by sussyamognus July 11, 2022

Drop an A-tech

When you’re busting for a shit in a residential apartment and no one is watching, then proceed to leave skid marks for the owner to discover later.

I need to go drop an A-tech
I need to clean up after A-tech
There’s an A-tech surprise here/ A-tech have been here.

by Wombat85 July 21, 2022

Toilet Store Tech

The uncanny ability to ask an opponent if they obtained something at the toilet store, influencing them in such a way that they proceed to lose the game. This technique was named after consistent use by streamers in the year 2022.

"Where'd you get that sniper rifle, the toilet store?" In this scenario, they would then proceed to forget to reload or miss the next vital shot ensuring their following loss. That is the perfect example of Toilet Store Tech.

by tristonic July 25, 2022

Lash Tech Lunch

A small meal consisting of energy drinks/coffee and snack food, while actively avoiding larger meals due to poor time management.

My day is so full, can you please bring a chocolate to your appointment? Looks like I’ll be having a Lash Tech Lunch today.

by FBALA July 29, 2022

tech school kid

greasy ass mf who sells drugs and will never get anywhere in life. hasn’t taken a shower in couple years and probably never will. like to act very hood. put gay shit on their snap stories for instance: “fuck fake friends nicotine has always been loyal to me 😔😔😭❗️🖤”. love to vape and make the bathrooms at school smell like shit.

kid: yo look at that tech school kid
kid 2: he isn’t going anywhere in life

by crihwaltin77 October 27, 2019

AB Tech

the best club ever

I wanna join AB Tech!

by dulapeep66 November 22, 2021

Tampa bay tech high school

One of the decent schools in tampa Florida, the football team is really good at some times and the teachers are okay not so much Mr. Stookey tho he’s the worst teacher there, everybody hates him . He doesn’t even know how to teach Physical Science, he honestly needs to retire. But overall it’s a decent school.

Aye you know ivan? Yes he went to Tampa bay tech high school

by Juicy pickle 2410 November 18, 2021