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The Tax Man

Taxman is the man who requests the taxes
Oh look its The Tax Man the man who requests the taxes
by Taxmanbob March 10, 2021
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Party tax

The price you pay by losing an item while having fun.
I lost my phone in the river last night when I was drunk.”
“Party tax!”
by Raven Discoball March 18, 2021
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Taxes

Bill: Damn I need to pay my taxes
Juan: Bro that's just a dumb legend
Bill: Oh yea
by person.you.dont.know March 22, 2021
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Noise Tax

An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice

The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021
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Taxing

When a bitch being stingy. Or something is hella expensive.
Real Nigga 1: “damn this hoe say she not gonna give up the head”
Real Nigga 2:”that hoe taxing”
by NiggaButt2012 May 27, 2021
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Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.
Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.
by Bombino60 May 28, 2021
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g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES
well... g dad taxes ig
by 🦁 May 31, 2021
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