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no shit sunday

Person 1: “Yo I gotta take a mean one rn”
Person 2: “Just go use the bathroom
Persom 1: “Nah bro I cant, it’s no shit sunday”
by findalife June 9, 2024
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Sunday schooooBJGun

The beginning of Benningfield junior when GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS MADE MUAHLONNBEING KIND WAS CALLED FELBJrATIVE LOWNNIE KIND AND WOMUAHLONNBEING KIND AND HE BROUGHT THEM BOTH TOGETHER AND CALLED THEM FLESH AND RELBJALOOD RELBJALEED RELBJALEEDING DOUBJRAGS AND BEJROOGURS AND AKFRUBEILOWNNIES. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
I invented and made and created and started sunday schoooobjgun. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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Sunday

She is wild, caring, fun loving and a bit crazy when she gets comfortable around you. When you first meet her you might not get her vibe and she may even be a bit shy, but she’s nothing like that to the people she loves! If you meet a Sunday, BECOME HER FRIEND!!! She is so selfless but does expect her selflessness to be reciprocated so it evens out, if it isn’t reciprocated it’s likely she‘ll seem distant from you for a while.

Sunday May seem perfect on the outside, but inside she’s plagued with fears, insecurities and often abandonment issues. If someone close to her leaves she will feel wrecked, alone for a very long time and may never fully recover as she bottles up her feelings until they burst into a breakdown. So always ask how they’re doing as more often than not they’re going through something you didn’t realise.

A Sunday falls in love easily and without prompting, others may not understand her crushes but neither does she. She’s prone to taking things to far and may even stalk people she’s interested in.

Something a Sunday struggles to realise is that often they’re not in love but have more of an obsession. Despite how emotionally mature they are they never can decode how they’re feeling as there is many layers to it.
“Sunday!! Are you stalking her again?!”
“No, my account has been banned for the fourth time!”
by ADayOfTheWeek123 March 22, 2023
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Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.
"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."
by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024
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SUNDAY

A DAY WHERE TEACHERS GO TO BED AT 4 OCLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON SO MONDAY CAN COME FASTER TO TELL KIDS OFF
ITS SUNDAY SO IM GOING TO BED SO I CAN WAKE UP QUICKER AND TELL JEREMY OFF AGAIN
by CC GUNHAWK February 25, 2020
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Sunday GTFL

Sunday is the day for Going to the #Gym getting a #Tan, #Fucking or being #Fucked, and finally doing your weekly load ;) of #Laundry
"Ahh shit god damn," babe, it's

Sunday GTFL, wear that cute number,

"I like to see you work out"
by #JazzieJen August 14, 2016
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Sunday Schooled

when you clap back at someone in the name of Jesus
by ChristianSavage00 July 3, 2018
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