by Poopoobutt420 April 28, 2020
Get the Dads-Principal mug.When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
by Reamzy May 11, 2022
Get the Dad Ham mug.A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.
"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."
"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."
"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."
by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021
Get the Dad Pat mug.A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm
Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.
by Mo1996 October 7, 2020
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