John Sibert

A white cracker who plays guitar and has said the nigga word several times

DAMN John Sibert you are racist

by anonymous November 20, 2023

seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.

Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while

by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023

European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.

John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"

by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024

texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break

Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.

by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024

girl sober

The act of completely removing girls from your life for a certain period of time. No meeting and mingling with girls. No talking, dating or seeing any girls. Typically done after a breakup

“Sorry I’m not really looking for anyone right now. I’m going girl sober”

by Wonderwall February 21, 2024

Tennessee Sober

Sober to all alcohol apart from Whisky aka California Sober but without the weed.

I’m only drinking Jack Daniels at the moment as I’m Tennessee Sober

by GoodinBed September 24, 2024

Arizona Sober

When you haven’t smoked crack in at least eight months.

I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.

Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.

by Z3r0CooL December 4, 2024