Stromboli

A type of sandwich involving a Swedish bun and Italian hot dog. Named after the Ingrid Bergman/Roberto Rossellini affair.

Jack orders a Stromboli whenever he goes to Lorenzo's Deli on 5th and Market.

by Lemons908 March 13, 2010

stroke session

When a guy facetimes/skypes/video chats a girl and jerks off too her while she watches and disrobes herself in order to help him blow his load. After he does his finishing move, he usually ends the call without warning and never talks to the girl again.

Hey Paul, I just did a Stroke Session(SS) with Christina last night, too bad she'll never hear from me again.

by DoubleGDowntheStreet November 16, 2014

Army Strong

Slogan of the U.S. Army.
Brought in for The Hulk, as he was incapable of properly saying 'Army of One' when he became a cheif part of the Pentagon.

Army strong! Army mad! Army smash!

by Alastair Clark October 14, 2006

Stroked

stroked... same as ripped off

I wouldn't buy anything off these forums, been stroked once here and been stroked once on e-bay. Will come back and haunt the mofos though!

by Shodan December 27, 2004

strong badman

Comic book hero version of Strongbad. Full title reads "The Total Adventures of Strong Badman". Strong Badman fights evil with his sidekick, L'il Stiny.

"Stiny, get me a danish!" said Strong Badman

by jdallman September 7, 2003

strongsad

Enormous elephant individual who is depressed due to constant maltreatment from StrongBad

StrongBad: "Uur, StrongBad do you think of me as a one-legged puppy? Is that drawing meant to be me?"
StrongSad: "Er. No I think of you as a two-legged elephant named Tenderfoot. 'I could power a small city with my whining'."
StrongSad: "I probably could."

by MrTad March 12, 2007

Stroke Material

A personal inventory of items either visual or physical that a man regularly uses to bring himself to sexual climax. Often in the absence of a GF.
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".

Hot wannabe paramedic: Ohh God! T-t-theres so much blood! i'm jus. i'm just an intern! I-i don't know what to do, please help... someone!?!? just hang in there, an ambulance will be here soon.. okay?

Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...

Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....

Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?

..please......

pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?

by cL4yMore October 17, 2008