stoner

A stoner is also known as a reefer. a stoner is most commonly found to be a male between the ages of 16 and 28. Stoners often smell strongly of body oder and smoke. These so called "stoners" are often found stumbling around the following. Tacobell, Burgerking, Mc Donalds, and or KFC. These stoners do nothing but eat food and smoke mary jane all day every day. Stoners are often found in the bottom of their grandmothers basement listening to ACDC or Pink Floyd. Stoners do not preform well at school, becasue for the most part they can not stop sleeping during class. in conclusion a stoner is a nic name givin to someone that smokes weed too much.

Go smoke your weed you god damn stoner.

by skatercid52 April 12, 2009

Stoner Kevin

A person very high on weed and will do a new drug at any given time

your high you must be a stoner kevin

by mike December 13, 2004

stoners

a group of people who enjoy doing drugs together. most are addicted to drugs. they have other friends but usually resign to the group of stoners

''do u know any good dealers?'' ''erm no man, ask one of the stoners''

by lauren luvs the j July 16, 2006

stoner luck

When you have a stoner with you ans as unlucky as these fools are themselves, they bring you luck

I was trying to park at the supermarket the other day, and I got a park out the front coz I had Smokey in the car, was the best stoner luck ever!

by BundyBear June 19, 2009

Stoner

a stoner is a person who smokes weed everyday, or whenever they can. stoners don't get high just because they think they are addicted, that's a pot head, stoners like the high of the weed,its fun. they are chill people.

you smoke weed because you like the high of it, your a stoner.

by illegalshit420 May 22, 2010

stonerstition

Portmanteau of the words "stoner" and "superstition". A rumor about something that concerns drug use or drug law that isn't true.

Dave: "Hey Ralph, did you know that you can smoke pot in front of the police in Russia?"
Ralph: "Dude, that's not true. That's just a stonerstition."
Ralph: "Did you hear about this IV injectable form of hash oil being developed?"
Dave: "Now YOU'RE the one being stonerstitious!"

by Squeecme May 13, 2011

stoner

People who enjoy smoking the Marijuana on a regular basis. Friendly people who are nice too. And although they could spend their hard earned cash on something that could get them somewhere in life, they are happy buying weed on a $50+ a week budget.

I am a lot more successful then those stoners because I don't spend all my money on the Herb of the sacred garden

by The Evangelist June 18, 2011