sniper

(1.) The act of IMing someone as they're busy typing. The resultant pop-up window steals their cursor and often the victim continues typing into the return window unknowingly.

(2.) The justification for falling down for no apparent reason.

1.
SniperIM: "Hey what time are you going to dinner?"
Victim101: “ntact for an appointment?”
SniperIM: “…um…wtf?”
Victim101: “sorry, you sniped me”

2.
(Victim trips on the stairs)
Smart ass friend: “Sniper, everyone get down!”

by allandis December 28, 2005

Spider Legs

The act of spasmaming your body and legs to a catchy beat in public. Usually recorded so multiple people can enjoy the playback and hilariouty. Common moves include the crotch grab, head stroke and leg stomp.

go to youtube and search spider legs

by the.dance.machine November 7, 2010

Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider

A spider that keeps popping up at frequent intervals. A coffee happy spider. Also means someone who has been working overtime.

"Hey man, lay off the work. We don't want you turning into Nervous Nigel."

by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

Spiderbowels

Someone who is so tight arsed he is said to posses spiderbowels, i.e. a very small anus

Conroy never get the beers in when it's his round, fuckin spiderbowels.

by doffer July 13, 2004

Spiderchild

Someone who defined his name on urbandictionary so that he could talk about it on irc

<me> !urban bulldozer
<x> haha sir this command is ingenius
<x> !urban spiderchild
<Jenks> Someone who defined his name on urbandictionary so that he could talk about it on irc
<x> you bastard

by Spiderchildisnotbreakingurbanrules August 27, 2007

spider man dat Bro

Similar to "spider man dat hoe" {When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)} except this is typically accomplished at a Frat party and instead of flinging the fluid at a girl, you immediately leave the room and the first person you see back in the party is your victim.

Some frat asshole: "MAN... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!"
you speaking to your friends " I just .SPIDER MAN DAT BRO!" (pointing at the guy with .....on his face!)

by Ke§ôP January 14, 2008

Spidercise

Exercises that counteract vericose veins. Often done by older women who have vericose vein disease. Spidercises are easy to do and anyone can do it, even if you don't have vericose. This workout is one of many invented by Beatrice "Gunny Granny" Middleton. Spidercises are spooky sweet. So, if you old ladies have veins that are sore to your eyes, why not reduce them with some Spidercise!

Beatrice: Oh no, darn vericose veins again! They're getting to me, honey. Its time for my Spidercise.

Bryant: Spidercise? What's that? Is this some sort of crazy granny workout I don't know about?

Beatrice: Sure! Its a set of exercises that shrink Spider Veins. (she puts her hand on her spiders) You see? You massage the muscles around your spider veins with several different motions. And that shrinks them.

Morris: Does it really work? Could I try it, too? There's a vein in my wrist that shows up pretty far.

Beatrice: Sure, sweetheart. (she puts her hand on Morris' inner wrist) You just press and release and then you press again. Do you feel it burn?

Morris: Oh yeah, that burns all right. Its working, Momma.

Midge: Here, let me into this. I've got a weak vein in my arm.

Beatrice: Well, just pump up and down on it. That will stretch it. I tell you, Spidercises work! If you're an old Gunny Granny like me, they tone those veins right up! They rock!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011