Everyday is simp day. Everyone simps for someone nowadays, so everyday is Simp Day you little shits.
by TheUltimateSimp April 17, 2020
Dude1 to Dude2: "I don't get it, ____ won't stop simping."
Dude2 to Dude 1: "Blame Original Simp. We're all victims."
Dude2 to Dude 1: "Blame Original Simp. We're all victims."
by jaysons_nova November 05, 2019
An extreme simp. Usually a simp that can't get the picture. He's usually played by women, spending all of his money and time trying to impress girls, but never gets a quality woman. This simp is usually submissive and spends time on facebook trying to message women and write status's that make him look like a good man. He is known to cock block others and tries his best to "save a hoe"
by streetscience August 08, 2014
King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.
A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.
A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
by veIocity March 15, 2020
A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."
by energum January 31, 2020
You are not basic just because a lot of people simp for him, you have taste, you are not basic there just hard core kenma simps and think there better then you
by milkksenpai October 07, 2020
When anyone, but mainly ‘hot’ women, bait or order a simp to do anything for her/him.
Mostly an aim to fool with possibility of publicly humiliation and make fun of said simp or even gain financial or materialistic assets.
Mostly an aim to fool with possibility of publicly humiliation and make fun of said simp or even gain financial or materialistic assets.
Female: “buy me the latest phone and maybe I’ll consider dating you.”
Simp: “okay baby!”
Female to her following “I managed to simp bait this dude out of a phone!”
Simp: “okay baby!”
Female to her following “I managed to simp bait this dude out of a phone!”
by Llupeyy March 11, 2020