Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.

I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.

by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009

Shopping perspectives

When people from northern europe travel to Africa to see the poverty and get a kick out of reality, in order to put their everyday life 'in a bigger perspective'.

"So has he been out saving the world with Bono the past 4 months?"

"No, I think he's just been shopping perspectives.."

by The Love Cats March 26, 2010

Shopping Judgment

When you go shopping and everything in the store seems so amazing you buy tons of stuff, but when you get home you realize half of what you bought is retarded and you will never wear/use it.

Camilla: Jesus I bought so much stuff yesterday!
Emma: Damn you have some bad shopping judgment.
Camilla: Yep.

by imnotacatlady July 7, 2010

shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

by pentozali August 28, 2010

Shmooping

Verb. Used to describe the act of regularly sleeping with someone who is already married. In other words, describing the act of single guys who regularly fuck married bitches.

Yeah, she just got married last month. But they're still shmooping for sure - I saw her Camry parked in his driveway last night and her husband is outta town.

by mommy's little dancer October 25, 2010

Shooting The Banana

Slang for playing Mario Kart Double Dash alluding to a common event that occurs when one shoots a banana peel at an opponent's kart.

Dude, I was shooting the banana today and it was sick!

by Dotdotziggydot October 3, 2011

Skooping

Skyping while pooping. Usually an activity reserved for those with a close personal bond.

Infinitive: to Skoop
Past tense: Skooped

Spanish infinitive: Skoopir

Austin and I were Skooping the other day. Now we're best friends.

by othafa7 October 22, 2011