look-at-your-t-shirt

A phrase used when someone is being ridiculous, sometimes due to the shirt they are wearing

Dude, you cant get that girl, I mean... well just look-at-your-T-shirt!

by Dimitrishostakovich May 2, 2010

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Change my shirt

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

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Wet t-shirt

When one vomits or ingests a liquid/food that is thick, sticky/gluggy.

Got mute drunk last night and smashed down left over pasta, and the cunt came up as quick as it went down, felt like a wet t-shirt.

by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud April 16, 2022

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shirt pigs

slang for large boobs

that girl has massive shirt pigs.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

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shirt dandruff

the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch

Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...

YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!

by DrHazeLeaf, FOESHO March 9, 2008

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ohio sigma rizz t shirt

the most hideous thing you can have in your wardrobe. makes you a brainrotted nerd.

elaine- bro my mom gave me a ohio sigma rizz t shirt..
nate- bud.. that’s the most hideous thing you can have in your wardrobe.
nora- it makes you a brainrotted nerd, too, if you wear it.
elaine- don’t worry guys, never using that..

by chole!! im cool May 1, 2025

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