Santa-Be-Crazy

(Sahn-Ta) (Bea) (Crah-zie) Wow parents XD. He lands on top of houses(cuz he drunk) Covered in ashes when he comes down the chimney(he be smoking) Wearing a furry outfit(a furry gay outfit) And you let him into your house because he said he has something for your kids.(What good parenting skills)

Ohhh Santa-Be-Crazy because he just got exposed.

by Just-Laughs(Friday) November 29, 2017

Algerian santa

Algerian santa is a person who, on december 21st, beats kids with a crowbar and steals your shoes

Jim: Damn dawg, you look like you got fucked up! What happened?
Bill: yea man, algerian santa clause paid me a visit

by Dick ass bitch fag March 20, 2020

Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017

santa gift

Commonly used meaning a present to kids from Santa Claus

What is the kids Santa gift this year?

by Brute01 December 15, 2017

Santa

Santa is a man that breaks in your house, steals some items from your house then steals you (thats why he has a HUGE bag) He replaces you w/ presents, your parents prob wont care that you are gone.

- ava plus YT

Someone: Santa is fake.

Other person: agree.

by ava plus December 12, 2020

Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018

Pulled a Santa

When you send your Santa down her chimney (ie, stick your dick in her vagina)

Joe: "Hey, man, I pulled a Santa on Sally!"
Bob: "Sweet, dude! I've been waiting for that all year!"

by sonyamasi September 7, 2016