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Rub it on your chest

When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)
Example 1

Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…

Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.

Example 2

Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!

Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?

Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.

Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.
by Bauls McLongcack May 9, 2023
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rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.
Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!
by What’supDoc November 16, 2023
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Tickle Rub

Vallejo slang for a fat sob to get his dick rub then get a steeler tournament in you beneath sand nigger
by Tasthlai August 6, 2021
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Chub-Rub

A common british term for when your things rub together frequently and cause sores and a very bad rash, and in bad cases cause bleeding. (This usually happens to people with big/thick thighs hence the name 'Chub' most commonly occurs at the beach with sand or if there are tears in their pants where the things meet)
Damnit i got some serious Chub-Rub
*sees red thighs* Jesus thats some bad Chub-Rub!
by goth_boy975 April 13, 2022
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Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
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Rubbing

Rubbing a girls pussy on a guys dick without actually sticking it in
Jim got a boner from sally sitting on his lap so he brought her to the other room and asked her to rub on him (cuz he didn’t have a condom) Sally first rubbed him with her hands but Dylan said it wasn’t working so Sally got on his lap facing him and pulled down her shorts so she was only in her tiny thong and unzipped Jim’s pants do he only had his boxers on and started to thrust on him she then got in the arched position and Jim started rubbing on her for hours
by AnneVal March 9, 2022
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Don't rub it

Don't rub it
by Don't rub it July 13, 2023
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