slap royale

the modt boring, and shitty game to ever fucking exist

slap royale and detonator fucking suck

by Mxghty December 7, 2024

royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

Sara Royale

noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.

Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”

“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”

by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025

Crown Royal

The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.

You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.

by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025

The Royal Trump

When he won for the 1st time... People were surprised. When he won the Second time People were Shocked and quite Angry. When he runs and wins again for the 3rd Time... The People will have literally witnessed "The Royal Trump!"

He won and won again, when no one really expected it... that's "The Royal Trump!"

by The G.R.I.P. Master August 13, 2025

Clash Royale

Some weird ahh game that suddenly got insanely popular at my school for some reason

So I was playing clash royale the other day. When morbius said "THIS IS WHY WE CLASH🔥🔥🔥" I came all over my entire room. my mom is currently signing the adoption papers.

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Royal cheetoh

A Orange tinted person who believes rules do not apply to them and likes to play with very young kittens.

Did the Royal cheetoh pardon anyone new today?

by Gideon Rhea November 18, 2025