Riley Eidson

irish-catholic

I saw Riley Eidson today... Jesus

by UNKOWN USER445 January 2, 2022

Riley

RIley is an asshole and a loser he will ruin your life and is a horrible boyfriend everyone hates riley.

"Hey man you talk to riley today?"
"Fuck Riley"

by fuckyoueddie June 17, 2022

Riley Skin Taint

A viscous disease that no one wants.
See; feline aids

Oh lawd have mercy she touched me. I’m gonna get the Riley skin taint

by Sneebles May 20, 2022

Riley

Big

Lebron 16

Is that riley

Yeah but shouldn't he get a newer 2k than NBA 2K6

by keejan the man April 29, 2020

Riley

The most awesome person in the world!

Riley is so cool!

by HANDLLLLEEEE August 2, 2022

Riley

The ultimate trickster god of chaos, when Riley begins to type in the chat one must be prepared for an onslaught of chaos trickster deeds, amid a titillating sea of knives. He had asserted his dominance over the Steven Universe “Lapidot” subcommunity a number of times. He currently has an undetermined amount of lives. Run while you can.

Come on, guys, let’s summon Riley by t-posing with knives.

by twentyseven_annonymousducks September 17, 2018

Riley

A small ginger who is whiter than a white crayon. Riley’s favorite thing to do is let out a *Screech*. Riley enjoys telling janitors that people are bullying him. He can’t be stopped. Riley harasses people and says REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2 inches from their face. Some people have pure respect for riley. They solute at his *Screech*. He also wears a jacket over his head and says he is an owl.

As zachary took his backpack riley said “SCREECH*

by cheepies November 13, 2019