Relationshit

When you think you are in a relationship but really iz just a big pile of poo

Thought we had something good goin but really it was just a relationshit 💩

by Beelauren June 2, 2023

Relationshit

A relationship that is such an utter dumpster fire abortion of a trainwreck, that it makes your life completely shitty and miserable, there by transforming from a relationship into a relationshit. The official line of relationship turns into relationshit is when you do nothing but fight with each other and fornicate with each other. When all you do together is FIGHT and FORNICATE = RELATIONSHIT (Congrats! The line has been crossed from relationship to relationshit!)

Dude, I'm either gonna leave Gertrude or I'm going to unalive myself! I CANNOT STAND BEING IN THIS RELATIONSHIT ANYMORE!

by Stew Pidassal May 5, 2024

Relationshit

A really, really shitty relationship.

I won't be sorry to see my relationshit with Tina come to an end.

by TheShyAlan October 28, 2024

relationshipicized

to be in a paid relationship

I am relationshipicized

by Devinso April 18, 2008

Relationship Footprint

The number of relationships you have had/have before/after settling for The One.

Sita: U know what, Aj has finally found the One!

Prita: Guess he realized his relationship footprint was going overboard.

by Sudhanthira August 12, 2011

relationshipwreck

noun. where two people are in a relationship that is 1. constantly breaking up and getting back together. 2. is miserable for one or both parties but is still "intact" 3. a constant emotional battle (i.e constant bickering and fighting resulting in above, 1.)

Friend 1: i cannot believe they are back together! they hated each other yesterday!
Friend 2: i know! they have a relationshipwreck
, for sure.

by MordSithMistress August 15, 2011

Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012