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Smelly Queef Trumpet

a deragatory term for a woman's private region, and/or a woman herself, whose vagina (1) smells of moldy fish and (2) queefs so much that a group of said vaginas could replace the trumpet section of a standard orchestra.
ex girlfriends, girls from your friends one-night stand hook-up stories, girls from stories from kids you really don't consider your friends and you know are just making up stories that they hook up with girls when in real life they are probably still virgins.

*Note: Juno and Lindsay Lohan (before her crack stage) are IN NO WAY Smelly Queef Trumpets.
by Myles aka "Fort Knox" May 9, 2008
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Georgia O'Queef

A girl who is so loose that everytime a penis or phallic object enters her vagina she rips a queef; hence the name; Georgia O'Queef.
George: Jenna is so hot...

Drew: Don't bang her though, she's a real Georgia O'Queef.
by that.boy.is.a.monster February 25, 2010
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Man queef

When yo dick fart bruh
Bruh did yo ass man queef while you fucked my ass
by Yuungjforever April 20, 2020
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Bloody Queef Mist

When a girl is having her period, and she lets out a queef and it sprays a bloody mist in her pants.
Travis: DUDE!! Brooke just shit her pants!

Harlan: No dude, thats bloody queef mist all over her pants, son.
by Beau Harris February 15, 2007
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cheese queef

Alternative to douchebag. An annoying, stupid person that garners more attention than they are worth.

Also, a queef that results in cheesy discharge.
"Look at that douchebag over there thinking he's so cool on his heelies...He's no douchebag, that's a cheese queef!"
by schloops March 10, 2009
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cock-queef

(also spelled cockqueef): a quofe or dick fart.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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The QUEEF Community

A collection of tranny’s and gays who primarily communicate through group chat. Daily topics are shared and discussed which includes the likes of

(Dyke Farts, Marty and his Rhine Stone jeans, Farts in a Jar, Kerdy, Jon Debo, the sis-gender community, anal bleaching, and Teddy Anus.
Just talked to Charles, Samantha, and Brie on snap chat for about an hour about how to make money off of farting in jars! We really represent the queef community well when we’re all together!!
by Badger girl 317 March 19, 2022
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