by Dutrastrophe April 14, 2014
Get the pucker punchmug. The Falcon Punch is perfection. The Punch that sets ablaze at MACH 7 Speed as it connects withwith it's prey. Be very afraid of a Falcon Punch. Instant death on Smash Bros. at a 40% damage. Captain Falcon is the only God. Top Tier? No. God Tier.
Use of a Falcon Punch ...
When a Falcon Knee hits. Every bone in your sorry fleshy sack that you call yourself goes through immediate obliteration in 1÷Infinity seconds. Your entire body rendered worthless as it experiences the journey passing through Hell and back five times. Unable to move, you are crippled; and so He spares your soul. He has crushed you under his pinky finger because your moves simply weren't good enough. He will seek you through the 9 Hells and snuff out your soul from your useless, puny body. By now you may think yourself better off than the others who faced a similar fate, but He doesn't agree. His fist sets ablaze in a backspin as he hurdles through the fifth dimension and raises to a temperature of 3000°c before he releases his motion through his arm, connecting with your jaw at MACH 7 speed. Instantly. There is no more. You are gone. You failed to show Him your moves, and you suffered your fate. He is Falcon.
When a Falcon Knee hits. Every bone in your sorry fleshy sack that you call yourself goes through immediate obliteration in 1÷Infinity seconds. Your entire body rendered worthless as it experiences the journey passing through Hell and back five times. Unable to move, you are crippled; and so He spares your soul. He has crushed you under his pinky finger because your moves simply weren't good enough. He will seek you through the 9 Hells and snuff out your soul from your useless, puny body. By now you may think yourself better off than the others who faced a similar fate, but He doesn't agree. His fist sets ablaze in a backspin as he hurdles through the fifth dimension and raises to a temperature of 3000°c before he releases his motion through his arm, connecting with your jaw at MACH 7 speed. Instantly. There is no more. You are gone. You failed to show Him your moves, and you suffered your fate. He is Falcon.
by ShreyanM April 5, 2016
Get the Falcon Punchmug. When your fat sister's boyfriend eats her pussy and right as she is about to climax she grabs her fupa and beats him in the head with her front butt
by Misspunx December 23, 2017
Get the The Camel punchmug. An extremely sudden, unorthodox, flailing punch where one of the assailant's feet lifts off of the ground when the punch is thrown. When throwing the dumb punch, the assailant throws his/her arm so far back it is only inches from the ground. Then, suddenly flails randomly in the direction of the victim almost looking like a sloppy superman.
The Dumb Punch occurs usually at Keggers, House parties, Bonfires, or any situation where someone makes a cross remark or comment towards another. Then the person suddenly snaps and without thinking, he commits the Dumb Punch.
The Dumb Punch occurs usually at Keggers, House parties, Bonfires, or any situation where someone makes a cross remark or comment towards another. Then the person suddenly snaps and without thinking, he commits the Dumb Punch.
Did you see Scooter, he totally Dumb Punched that guy when he found out he banged his babe.
I'm seriously going to Dumb Punch that guy if he continues to drink my beer.
Dumb Punching a bro is completely unacceptable, now a stranger, that's a different story.
I'm seriously going to Dumb Punch that guy if he continues to drink my beer.
Dumb Punching a bro is completely unacceptable, now a stranger, that's a different story.
by ScooterFTW March 19, 2014
Get the Dumb Punchmug. When a guy is doing a chick in the ass, and he randomly slaps her in the back of the head causing her to tighten her ass severly.
by mzval May 18, 2005
Get the donkey punchmug. Euphamism for the act of coitus between a male and a female where the penis is inserted into the vagina only with a little more force than normally applied.
So Jim was punching the monkey last night and Linda got up in the middle of it and started crying as she said it hurt after taking it from the whole party all afternoon...
by Falg June 14, 2012
Get the Punching the Monkeymug. A very difficult to research sex act seems to find its way around. I experienced it and can't say i recommend it but essentially the partner gives a sharp rap on the head of varying force until it disorientates then pressing very firmly on her low back or sacrum he continues to have yet harder anal sex to enhance his orgasm, they don't seem to care if you orgasm.if you get both a pink sock and donkey punched you should hustle your self off to therapy.
since it was Friday it was also donkey punch night i don't think we are going out much more this isn't healthy
by DaynaS October 29, 2008
Get the Donkey PuncHmug.