Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch

Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.

by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020

Pork

Pork; a cut of pig meat usually turned into a sausage and eaten typically as a breakfast food item. This food is forbidden in Islam (A religion practiced by a group known as Muslims).

I was hungry today, so I cooked some pork to eat.

by Clarinet User July 9, 2022

pork ladder

Giving consecutive hand jobs to rows of men facing each other.

I really need to wash my face, i just climbed the pork ladder.

by laurenjizzle September 23, 2011

Pork chop

In the old southern USA, it meant something to do with a vagina. The reason I guess this is that Memphis Minnie sang a song called 'I'm selling my pork chops (but I'm giving my gravy away)'. She often sang songs about prostitution (Can I do it for you?, Down in the Alley, Kissing in the dark). No Idea what she meant by 'gravy', but for sure it will be related.

'I'm selling my pork chops (but I'm giving my gravy away)'

by Jom6 August 6, 2017

Porking

Porking is a term defined by the act of trolling users on x. Porking is derived from the popular meme token ticker $PORK. $PORK is the #2 token in the PondCoin ecosystem know as the first venture capitalist free defi swap platform.

GO $Pork yourself , @beeple you cuck ! You need a good porking !

by Pond chronicles February 18, 2024

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

Pork Dunker

One who inserts (dunks) his penis (pork) into an orifice; typically a vagina or anus.

Scott, "Hey how'd the date with Debra go last night?"
Mickey, "Brah, it was awesome, I totally Dunked my Pork in Debra last night"
Scott, "Brah, you are the smoothest Pork Dunker in these here parts"

by Spacehaus October 27, 2010