Police

person(s) who arrests criminals.

the police arrested the criminal.

by it's meow! June 4, 2017

Police

If I was quite a bit dumber I might have been one, also my "criminal" history wouldn't have helped.

There is plenty of real crime that needs to be controlled, but with that been said there is a lot "crime" going on behind the walls of "justice".

There are only two types:
1. I want to do right by my fellow humans.

2. I'm a giant fuking egg

This police jobs great but do I really have to work with some of these fuking eggs

by Throwing stones May 15, 2019

police stole my car

When police hate the law and need a new car. Also can be a parody of Feliz navidad.

Darn! These police just stole my car and drove it all the way to Africa and I can’t be bothered to walk that far. Looks like I won’t be coming home for christmas. Ugh police stole my car.

by Bored teenager December 30, 2019

Police

A job that is required for society to function but also one that no one actually likes.

Police

by Inquisitive Walnut June 5, 2020

Police natividad

Police natividad

Police natividad

by anonymous January 9, 2021

Blog Police

Especially weak-minded bloggers.

See: pussiesfragglecocksucker

I wish s/he would stop thinking s/he is entitled to control what others do when they blog. Blog Police. Sheesh! I'd rather deal with the NYPD. At least they have to get mental health check-ups when they do something stupid.

by indochine August 18, 2003

principled policy wonk

Any republican who thinks McCellan is a flack for telling the truth about past lies.

I'm a principled policy wonk, not a turncoat.

by Heyseed June 2, 2008