Piss Nuts

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.

That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Ripping the piss

To joke or lie about someting in a humorus manner.

When I called your mother a twat, I was ripping the piss. She is a nice lady.

by mell33 December 13, 2011

double piss

Whne you're so incredibly drunk, that when you take a piss... you think you're done but it starts all over again for a much better relieving feeling.

Dude i just took a double piss in there.

by Steve skelly January 10, 2008

piss impotent

When you feel like you need to piss then get into the public toilet and just stand there shaking your junk waiting for the piss to come and it never does

"man, i was waiting in line to use the trough and when i finally get there i was piss impotent!"

by ljjj August 20, 2008

gnat's piss

tasteless/weak or badly kept beer or cider

oi barman! the nelson mandella is off again. tastes like gnat's piss. have a word!

by g-reg 11 February 01, 2011

disco piss

Weak lager beer, such as Carling, Fosters etc. Tastes like piss and drunk by the bucketload by scallies (but its only 3.5%).

Stop drinking that disco piss you scally wanker and get a proper beverage.

by oracle December 19, 2004

Cyber piss

cyber piss is when you get so into the video game that you are playing you forget about going to the bathroom. when you finally stop playing you walk 10 steps and realize that you have to piss like a preggo. also works with cyber hunger or shit.

"dude i played counter-strike for 9 hours straight and when i eventually got up i had to take the biggest cyber piss of my life. i was blowing full power for 8 min."

"thats fabulous, i took a 38 min cyber shit after playing WoW for 15 hours."

by riceshooter85 April 06, 2007