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Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"
by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023
mugGet the Mountain Piratemug.

Estate Pirate

Noun. Someone who uses what ever means necessary to highjack an entire estate that they were not entitled to.
My aunt is an estate pirate, she took everything my grandma had when she passed and the rest of the family got nothing!
by Saggy0607 July 9, 2023
mugGet the Estate Piratemug.

Pirates eyeball

Drink, a batch of man jizz/semen, a shot of white rum with a pin prick of blood on top served in a shot glass.
Ayyyyeeee this pirates eyeball is salty
by P1990 August 22, 2020
mugGet the Pirates eyeballmug.

Cocaine Pirate

Josh Sloop is a cocaine pirate. "Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"
"Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"
by deathsquirts May 8, 2021
mugGet the Cocaine Piratemug.

Pirates hat

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach
by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018
mugGet the Pirates hatmug.

Pirate Lord

by Łukasz November 21, 2021
mugGet the Pirate Lordmug.

crack pirate

When a crack dealer owns everything in your house and sets up shop in it. To Take over all your possessions in exchange for crack.
Man Bills got a problem. He lost all his shit to crack pirates. They got all his shit.
by Chief rain maker July 15, 2014
mugGet the crack piratemug.

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