Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.

Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"

by aaronpeterson February 28, 2012

Russian Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, shove her head down on your crotch, blow your load, spit vodka in her eye, kick her in the shin and then finally run away.

Yo bro, did you hear that Tony gave his girl a Russian Pirate? Heard she hated it.

by skeletal-omega January 01, 2022

parking pirate

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.

I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.

by JenDizzle February 03, 2012

Painty the Pirate

The pirate painting from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Little kid 1: Hey you know that pirate painting guy from Spongebob?
Little kid 2: Yeah, What about it?
Little kid 1: His actual name is Painty The Pirate.
Little kid 2: Holy crap I never knew that!!

by CyndaChu February 03, 2019

Screen Pirate

Someone who is trying to look at your phone/computer screen while you are messaging, texting or emailing another person.

"Um.. Hello!! Don't be a screen pirate and keep your eyes off mine!"

by scotteric January 06, 2016

angry pirate

When you bust a nut in a girls eye and then she jumps up holding her eye then you kick her in the the shin and she jumps on one leg screaming aaarrrgggg

I wanted rid of the girl so I gave her an angry pirate.

by bigjohnsdef February 29, 2016

Pirate Math

Embezzling money, much like a pirate accountant would do.

Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.

by PirateMathematician01 May 04, 2022