Somalian Pirates

The guy who stole your toys

When the government was overthrown and Somalian pirates stole your toys

by Bigga69 September 27, 2019

pirate fight

when two girls go at eachother with strap ons

meteoric curve enjoys watching a pirate fight

by grieficus January 22, 2021

Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.

Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.

by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019

UBER PIRATE

A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.

No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.

by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018

Painty the Pirate

The pirate painting from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Little kid 1: Hey you know that pirate painting guy from Spongebob?
Little kid 2: Yeah, What about it?
Little kid 1: His actual name is Painty The Pirate.
Little kid 2: Holy crap I never knew that!!

by CyndaChu February 2, 2019

Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.

Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissedhe let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..

by Whosthedirtysavior October 2, 2022

ebay pirate

An eBay pirate is someone who buys a limited release item like a sneaker or piece of memorabilia for the simple purpose of flipping it for a profit - not because they are a collector or a fan.

I went to the Etnies website to pick up the new Rad movie kicks and they were sold out and scooped by eBay pirates.

by C Tasch March 17, 2021