Pham

n. an all-powerful being raised to cause havoc and destruction from the past and into the future who is always good at math and perfected cloning

All hail the Powerful and Benevolent Pham!

by mrnaskar1134 January 15, 2009

Michael Phelps

He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.

you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!

by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009

pharyngulate

To crash an online poll by publishing its link so that large numbers of blog readers will make their opinions known there, often shifting the results dramatically.

Derived from usage on PZ Myer's blog Pharyngula.

Woohoo! Another meaningless poll to pharyngulate. Currently it's 60% NO.

by JohnnieCanuck April 5, 2009

looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

code for "check out the slut"

as stated by Angela from The Office

Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?

by yeeeeebaby December 1, 2009

phantom limb

a vivid sensation that an amputated limb is still present. this occurs if the somatosensory cortex does not fully reorganize the internalized body map. a term first by S.W. Mitchell an american physician (1829-1914)

youll recognize when you have phantom limb because it will be a strange sensation

by rockwell13 September 13, 2006

Phillip

Phillip is an amazing person, boyfriend and best friend. He has strong morals and is very intelligent. He is very empathetic and he never fails to try to make things better for those he cares for. He learns from his mistakes and improves for the future. He is incredibly understanding, patient and most of all forgiving. Phill is very physically fit and makes all the ladies heads turn, although he is always faithful. His hair grows long and frames his symmetrical face where his stunning eyes shine. His eyes are so true, you can look straight into him and see his soul, you can see any worry, feel pain he feels and see them shape as he smiles. Phillip is a great kisser! He always tries to please his partner, especially in bed. He is very careful with his words, understanding that you can't take them back. He is straight to the point and isn't afraid to speak his mind and although it has made some dislike him for being so honest, he holds his head high and walks with confidence and assurance. Phill has a great sense of humor and likes making people laugh, he is the heart of the party and is always trying to get one going! Phillip has a heart of gold and any woman to be called his is extremely lucky. It is hard to find a man more loyal, honest, trustworthy, funny, and just amazing as he. Not to mention he is crazy sexy. Phillip is a beautiful soul that has the power to inspire and change lives around him.

example 1
Kat: Hey baby, why don't you come back to my house after this?
Phillip: No im good, I have a loving girlfriend waiting for me at home.

example 2
Lucy: Ugh, this picture of me looks so gross! I shouldn't post it...
Phillip: Then don't post it.
Lucy: Oh my God! Your so mean!
Phillip: Do you want me to lie to you?

by divergentdahlia May 17, 2014

Ass Phantom

To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.

Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom.

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003