pants popper

When a man has an huge erection that appears to look like its about to pop out of his pants

"Girl look at him with that enormous pants popper!"

by Ms.Johnson January 12, 2014

TSA Pants

Pants so fashionably tight that one feels as though he is being screened for underwear explosives by the Transportation Security Administration with every step.

Look at John's sexy TSA Pants. You can totally see he's hanging to the left.

by vorduul April 15, 2014

shid pant

when you get too excited and shid your pant.

your mum -“oh no i shat myself”
me - “haha shid pant”

by AHAHSHHDHZBD February 28, 2022

Pant locked

The condition of having one's pants and shorts around one's ankles to the point that you have zero mobility and range of motion.

Whilst getting a blowjob, I became pant locked and stumbled trying to make it to the bed...

by balls104 March 28, 2018

Scitter Pants

Someone who shits their pants in the middle of school

Everyone called dawid "Scitter Pants" after he shat himself in school

by Lidl Donuts February 08, 2022

pants cough

A muffled fart

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.

by Xeroman November 23, 2015

Pant Prickle

The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes

Person #1: Shit man, my girlfriend didn't like my bush, so i snipped it, and now i have a killer pant prickle

Person #2: Dude, that's tough

by experiencedinthisfield April 03, 2009