parking the squid

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.

Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.

by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016

bum poking

v.

1. Anal sex, or other anal stimulation of a sexual partner by another. Can include methods such as digital manipulation, oral stimulation, or penetrative sex.

1. That chick is so drunk, she'd let you start bum poking her, man.

2. James gave me a vicious bum poking last night. It hurts so bad to even wipe my pussy after i pee, I really am not looking forward to having to poop.

by Psychokillah_qu'est-_que_c'est February 28, 2011

High paying job

Struggling on your feet won't always get you a high paying job, that doesn't mean it isn't worth it to stay off your knees.

You won't be guaranteed a high paying job if you don't get on your knees, but there's already enough other people compromising everything to be a part of a collective machine that you don't have to be one more cog in it.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

pornstar parking

you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked

PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!

by country mike aka lk2play September 22, 2006

Parking lot Gimpin

The act of being a wanna-be pimp and a fake ass ghetto faggot, who thinks they've got game and spits the most worthless ignorant shit at your girl in the parking lot when your leaving the club. There is no such thing as parkin lot pimpin....only parkin lot gimpin.

yeah boy, i'm a be outside parking lot gimpin boy, i love this shit. "Wassup baby, where you goin tonight? Hey I'm just tryin to holla a little. you wanna sip of my hennessy? Hey, gimps need love too...god i hate myself!"

by robstheman March 13, 2007

ring poking

aka : poking your ring

anal fingering

"real men poke their rings" - mc pokey bum wank

by Cakeslob, cracker January 12, 2005

Packing out

the action of the will to give up on life, love, happiness; probably contemplating the life of a hermit mountain man or suicide with a feeling that the world has given up on them and itself.

Lyrics in the Mudvayne song, A World So Cold: Why does everyone feel like my enemy, Don't want any part of depressional darkness, I've had enough, sick and tired, Bring the sun or I'm gone or I'm gone, I'm packing out, I'm no more no motherfuckin' shit

by Luke Ernst January 15, 2007