A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.
by Jiggleby January 17, 2014
Get the hog scrapermug. The incessant insistent blue bog & hog blog could consist of issues, such as, I love sleeping.I love keeping. I love time keeping n even d oc. Weeping as ts cleanses th spirit
for th purpose of greater gud.
for th purpose of greater gud.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
Get the bog & hog blogmug. In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.
Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 15, 2024
Get the weiner hogmug. A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 30, 2010
Get the closet hogmug. by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016
Get the Hog on a platemug. During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!
For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air
For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air
by JohnsonrodA27 April 20, 2018
Get the Delaware Lane Hogmug. by dubstyle69 October 12, 2019
Get the Boss hogsmug.