"person1" I hate lesbians'
'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g
'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g
by skreksdumpster_jck March 10, 2021

by M£@t-H@mm£r January 20, 2019

a Troll makes something harmless but provocative, the Goblin in another hand makes something harmful and despicable and calls it trolling, like breaking your arm for clout or attention, or amusement for others or your reaction.
Goblin
by AzumiChiasa October 25, 2023

A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018

A flight attendant that is territorial over their galley to the point of not sharing food or beverage stock with other flight attendants.
The aft flight attendant was a galley goblin that didn’t let me get my first class snack basket or any of my restock, and people like her should be put on nothing but CRJ 200 trips if they hate working with others so much.
by jeisennenk May 17, 2023

when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.
by Mateplz November 21, 2016

A horrible, tactless, lazy, and aggressive individual who constantly seeks to sabotage others for no reason. An uncooperative colleague.
Ms. Goblins called out today because she was sick apparently although, yesterday, she was consuming a giant, double decker sandwich, and was healthy as a goddamn horse!
by Hallaku January 28, 2016
