real talk

1. Straight up, serious, factual communication.

2. Phrase sometimes included in a communication to convey to listeners/readers that the speaker/writer is not joking, and will back up what they're saying with facts or fists. (see example in definition # 8).

3. Phrase commonly used by jackasses who think it makes them sound serious, hard or knowledgeable.

Actual conversation on facebook btwn 2 moms about the apparent size of their fetus' dicks in ultrasounds:

Sharrell: He aint got shit on my sons when I was pregnant...lmao seriously.

Pretty: Man stop playin ma son's dick iz goin to be big azz fuck lol real talk.

by Horace P. Q. Winthropper IV October 30, 2012

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Real Nigga

Do they Ass Dirty and Pop His Ass 22 for 7

A Real Nigga like me quick to Do they Ass Dirty

by JVDAGOD March 2, 2020

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Real One

Redefined as somebody VIP to you or has helped you in some sort of way.

Good looks gee! You a real one.

Thanks mom, you will always be a real one.

by Jinstermeista January 20, 2020

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Real 80s

A phrase used to reference an object/person/event in a way that appears to be "out of date". It is a polite way to tell someone there music/hair/car/wardrobe/home electronics/home furnishings are TERRIBLE and they need new ones!

Glenn: Dude,look at that chick over by the bar,she is HOT!

Longo: DUDE, look at her hair, she is "Real 80s" man. Those jeans she has on, in San Diego you never see that style, that's "Real 80s".

by drummerg2 April 11, 2009

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