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Penis Colada

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.
by Dwayne's Love Child November 27, 2008
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Millet Penis

When your penis has an apparent shift to the left. Not Normal. Can lead to fights with people and end up losing.
Matt: Dude, woke up and found out I have a Millet Penis.
Tanner: Bye
by huntedthenorth October 21, 2010
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Penis Pushbroom

Heavy, thick, bristley hair on the upper that often resembles a pushbroom. When fellatio is performed, the penis pushbroom will "sweep" the penis clean. Similar to cock duster.
Is your penis dusty? Come down to the local gay bar and pick up yourself a penis pushbroom.
by Jeffz0rz July 17, 2006
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Penis Parker

A man who parks his penis
1: I'll Park my penis in you.
2: I can't believe that he just put his penis there; He is such a Penis Parker.
by Casino's Mother June 02, 2019
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Penis Grease

Any kind of low budget alcohol drank out of desperation at a party after all the good booze is gone.
Mark: Any beer left?
Janet: No, but I think there is a couple of bottles of penis grease upstairs in the pantry
by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009
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snow penis

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. Typically done by college students for a good laugh.
Several guys from the dorm went out in the middle of a blustery January storm and built a huge snow penis.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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