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Condom

What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.
Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
mugGet the Condommug.

Condom

Is this French or something
So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French
by riplacapone August 18, 2016
mugGet the Condommug.

captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.
Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .
by Broutiful August 22, 2016
mugGet the captain condommug.

spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
mugGet the spaghetti in a condommug.

condom

Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
by cowtopus January 9, 2023
mugGet the condommug.

Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party
Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age
by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017
mugGet the Condommug.

Condom

Delete us the fetus
by Obsidian knight June 27, 2022
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