to perform terribly, absurdly, and beneath expectations and intellect. An obvious failure. Choking under pressure.
Johnny flushed the mouse when he missed a wide open shot to win the game.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.
Tony flushed the mouse when his expert prediction failed to come true.
Nigel flushed the mouse when he cut off the guest speaker's microphone while they were answering a question.
by bluesteeler April 8, 2024
Get the flushed the mousemug. The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
Get the Mickey Mouse Politicsmug. The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
by NWAS January 20, 2017
Get the shower mousemug. Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
Get the You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.mug. An adorable animal that wants to be friends with you! They may seem disguisting at first but once you get to know one it will be your best friend! There are endless activities to do with one! There are many thing you can do to dress it up too!
by Dumple Science fig January 12, 2022
Get the Mousemug. Fireheart: Sandstorm, can you send 2 apprentices to hunt?
Sandstorm: alone?
Fireheart: sure.
Sandstorm: MOUSE BRAINED FOOL, BLUESTAR DOESNT ALOW APPRENTICES OUT WITHOUT A WARRIOR.
Fireheart: *questions his whole life*
Sandstorm: alone?
Fireheart: sure.
Sandstorm: MOUSE BRAINED FOOL, BLUESTAR DOESNT ALOW APPRENTICES OUT WITHOUT A WARRIOR.
Fireheart: *questions his whole life*
by Warrior cat April 30, 2023
Get the Mouse Brainmug. by big big smoke May 23, 2018
Get the Mouse cloudsmug.