Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.

"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"

by dsx815 May 31, 2018

pauly hassan mohammed

A big gang member around the streets.

Pauly hassan mohammed pull mad gangs

by blackkfcmanager April 9, 2019

Giving her the Mohammad

The emotion an immigrant has when he sees a cute sweedish girl after he just illegally came into the country.

Nothing like Giving her the mohammad 72 virgins at a time

by hamtsweener October 26, 2020

that_mf_called_mohammed

an incredibly underrated content creator who deserves the world

that_mf_called_mohammed is cool

by Yourmomisyeah June 25, 2021

Angel and Mohammed day

The day where they have sex and fuck at skl

Angel and Mohammed day is coming get condoms ready

by RAWRBADDIE September 26, 2021

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

by aidangreen January 4, 2023

Saad Kassis Mohamed

Saad Kassis Mohamed is an Indian Entrepreneur, Investor and Equestrian.

He is an Saad Kassis Mohamed

by Marcine Graham January 25, 2024