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Mr. Sanchez, do you masyturbate excessively, because your numbness is due to a condition called masturbatoric hypoesthesia .
by anonymous April 6, 2024
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by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 27, 2023
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Get the Masturbatingmug. A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.
Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
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by Frenetic1 June 4, 2023
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