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baby mama machine

When a man has multiple baby mamas that combine their diabolical forces to wreak havoc on the man (baby daddy), any women that came after them OR another baby mama who they are jealous of, usually two or more jealous spiteful b*tches who encourage one another in their childish games getting off on trying to control their baby daddy through their offspring while simultaneously harassing someone who they think he is doing more for then them
1.)I thought I would take my girl out to dinner but the baby mama machine must have found out because I now all the sudden need to pick up my kids.
2.) Once again the baby mama machine is monitoring me on myspace trying to find out what their baby father and I are up to.
by you seen it here first February 26, 2008
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Washing machine

When a group of people talking group up into a circular form. The way washing machine functions is that a person is pushed in the middle of the circle and he is 'ganged up on' being continuously pushed around the circle.
If someone you dislike is in front of you in a circular conversation, push him in the circle, so everyone will gang up on him and push him. Use the word 'Washing machine' to alert everyone to gang up
by Unannoymous September 20, 2006
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sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.
"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"
by saggy sammy August 1, 2008
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assrape machine

a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.
how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me
by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 8, 2010
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rage against the machine

A band formed in 1991 who helped create the rock/rap genre along with Faith No More and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

See also THE GREATEST BAND EVER
Hey Joe, you know what rocks?

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, SLUT.
by FreePablo January 5, 2004
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sex machine

To be very sexy.
"Hey Sex Machine" (There is an implied lust involved)
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reverse atm machine

gas pump; concept of money being sucked up as quickly as it can be dispensed. -some have suggested putting more atms in gas stations, right at the pump!!
my fucking chariot is HUNGRY AGAIN!!. i just LEFT the reverse atm machine!!

i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!
by michael foolsley March 30, 2011
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