Lunch

What Tom DuBois will be calling a peanut butter, jelly and asshole sandwich during his visit to prison.

"Now I like to put the jelly inside my ass then, put some of this peanut butter on top of it, I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich but Tom here will be calling it lunch!"

by Aldoweinus January 5, 2023

School Lunch In The U.S

Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!

I love eating school lunch In the U.S!

by maddie_1873 July 27, 2023

lunch burritos

Also known as a taco.

I ate some delicious lunch burritos last night.

by Radical jadical January 1, 2018

Lunch break

Secret code word for beating the fuck outta your meat

hey, guys don’t come to my house right now I’m taking a lunch break.......

by El chambea November 18, 2018

Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.

My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.

by Jackeylad November 15, 2018

Lunch with Levy

Pouring salad dressing in a lady's asshole and licking it out

"My chick wanted to do something kinky, so I grabbed a bottle of Wishbone blue cheese dressing and told her to bend over so we could have Lunch with Levy"

by Soul Patch Step Dad February 6, 2024

Lunch Club

A clique created by like-minded office workers in order to share a themed lunch hour. NBC's the office showcased a lunch club called the "Finer Things Lunch Club" in Season 4 Episode 10: Branch Wars.

In the Finer Things Lunch Club, you meet once a month to discuss books and art and celebrate culture in a very civilized way. The debate can sometimes be heated but is always respectful. No plastic, no paper, and no work talk is allowed.

by Epic Gilgamesh December 12, 2013