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leg locked

when you’re desperate/fiending for pussy and are trapped in a females grasp
damn where the homie at?
he’s hanging with his girl right now he’s so leg locked
by cubancroc October 1, 2019
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Davy Jones’ Locker

where semen go to die. the small of a slapper's back, but can include her arse as well. often adorned with a tramp stamp.
wow, even the prosta-tots have a shag-tag on Davy JonesLocker now-a-days!
by bcoe January 31, 2008
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lackofpussyitus

When a young man gets very very sick for lack of pussy.

In other words hasnt had pussy for a very long time.

When a males penis hasnt been in a vagina in a while.

A man hasnt gotten any action.
tay: are you feeling better

chris:yea i can actually talk now.

tay: oh wow, thats good for you sunshine.(:

chris: yea wana know what i had?

tay:what?

chris: its called lackofpussyitus

tay: WOAH, sucks fer you.

(:
by whatchasay January 19, 2010
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Lock Haven

Located in the heart of PA. Beautiful town, Beautiful scenery. Lots of lowlife welfare pieces of shit and meth addicts. Dating the women there will surely give you STDs and they will fuck anything that moves. Cheating lying scum.
by Anonmothafucka August 10, 2016
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door lock fucker

A person who inserts their penis into the keyhole of a door in an attempt to unlock the door, or for pleasure.
Tom: Man I never thought Steve was a door lock fucker.
Oliver: Yea he was riding that thing hard.
Melinda: I think he was locked out though.
by Woojoe7 February 18, 2010
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Porn Lock

When your computer freezes up due to viruses obtained from downloading too much porn. This can be a fatal condition which can not be corrected with anti virus software.

If this is the case, then the computer must be replaced and the hard drive must be destroyed with a hammer so it doesnt end up donated to a school somewhere, loaded with porn remnants
Darn, my screen is frozen, I must have Porn Lock on this computer.
by golfbikerun December 27, 2011
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shit thread lock and b&

The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.
OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"
by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010
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