Killdo

A non-sexual object (i.e. a carrot) women use for masturbation that causes the death of a woman by means of foreign substances entering the respiratory or circulatory systems through a tear in the vaginal walls from the use of said object.

Note: A queef will force said object out of the clitoris and, thus, negate its title as a killdo.

Dude, did you see "1000 Ways to Die" last night? Some chick died from masturbating with a carrot. They called it a killdo.

by TheToastedRoach May 5, 2009

Road Kill

A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)

Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??

Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"

by Shaggerman January 13, 2009

killah black

killah black may or may not have ever been a real person. Most likely, killah black represents a concept put forth by Mobb Deep and various members of Wu Tang in the early nineties. Killah Black is a name given to a close friend that you would frequently smoke blunts, drink liquor, pull stick ups, and get into trouble with. Killah Black had periodic run-ins with the law, and spent his fair share of nights in the pen. However, if you were to ask Havoc or Prodigy about Killah Black's illegal activities, they would never tell you due to loyalty and love. Killah Black may also be a code name used to avoid saying real names over the phone.

"I'm fallin' and I can't turn back, or maybe it's the words of my man Killah Black, that I can't say, so it's left an untold fact."
-Mobb Deep (Survival of the Fittest)

by bigdan17 September 11, 2006

kill urself

This is what you tell someone when they don't belong online. You are telling them to GTFO and to simply destroy their online medium. This is what you say when you NEED someones to shut up but suicide is too extreme.

Noob: How do so many people believe that the Earth is round? It's flat you idiot sheep.
Everyone Ever: kill urself

by CakeEatingDragon May 13, 2016

gnar-kill

adj. Utterly kick-ass, so amazingly awesome you can barely speak coherently. A joining of "gnarly" and "killer"

"That guy just ran across the freeway naked and on fire! Gnar-kill!!!!!"

by La Tigra April 18, 2004

ice blood killa

Originally the term used to describe the ruthless gangsters of Compton, but now it refers to the invincible Matt Dollar and his non-chalant, yet unforgiving, style of carnage. Matt Dollar currently attends Santa Clara University in Sunny, Beautiful California.

The ice blood killa himself dropped by mah hood shouting slurs at me, while beatboxing and eating crackers at the same time.

by Big D January 3, 2005

clean up kill

little bitches in halo 2 who come and kill you or a team mate after and intense firefight. Your shield is usually completely down and one shot with an SMG and you are dead. Many pussys rack up kills this way, because it requires no talent

HankTizzy had so many clean up kills i wanted to give hime a cleveland steamer

by anusol September 19, 2005